Ariahdnia says "And now, for the not-quite midnight report, with Folodu as your host."
"Alright,
tonight is a bit of a crazy one... As today, the dow Jones kept falling
for the third straight week as the zombie population tripled. The
Lycanthropy Society has this to say, "The undead have always been a
problem. You still refuse to acknowledge our role in keeping them down.
Please! Repeal LEPER!"
"In
other news, the fae courts have erupted in violence again over the
question of color coding the library. Three were memed. Queen Mab is
reported to have said "Pink dictionaries are just like those stupid
seelie!""
"In
sadder news, Professor von Bistek passed in his study last night. He
discovered conclusive proof of the previously unknown number P. He is
survived. His will is written in a code of personal anecdote and riddles
believed to conceal a new number."
"Weather
pattern continue to shift in the Great Planets region as meteor-sized
frogs pelt the smaller moons of Norrath. Leading astronomers ate well."
"In
athletics today, the Lucanic Knights beat out the Queen's Own by a
landslide in the Running of the Floods competition. However, they were
overcome in the next event by a single Ratonga with a sign written in
gibberish. We would have comments from the athletes, but the landslide
got them all at the finish line. They will be missed."
"The
crafters of Neriak and New Halas got into a spat recently over the use
of the word "linen". Neriak wants to use the word universally, while New
Halas demands that only fibers of the bast plant be called so - most
everyone else did not get either side, and bought stolen goods from
Mara."
"In
the farther reaches, our long-time reporter we have never heard from
was eaten by a goat. As soon as we remember his name, we will let you
know."
"That is your almost-midnight news. This is Folodu, and I have an anchor. Watch out for derelict ships."
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